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By Sanae Sugimoto

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

parkchanwoohoo

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

heavenisclosed---tobothofus

Not to rain on anyone’s parade but Count Binface is most definitely not the only alternative running. It’s more just the major parties who are boycotting AFAIK.

About a dozen(?) others have come forward including more right wingers, the climate party, a guy who is actually from the fucking area, plus some other protest candidates like the fox guy and (I think) the Monster Raving Loonies have declared intent.

#i love binface. but folks unfamiliar to the tradition do need to be reminded he’s there to soak up the protest votes #uk pol

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andremichaux

THE GOOD PLACE | 2.03, "Dance Dance Resolution"

Bonus:

kushblazer666

mentally-homeless

batshit-auspol

Merry Fuckmas mates

#merry fuckmas #queue queue

pangur-and-grim

I always get really weirded out when other queer people mock my disability bc it's like wait, aren't you supposed to be woke? isn't that off limits because of morals and such? or it just that if you don't like someone enough, they cease to be human and anything is on the table?

like yes, I have psoriatic arthritis which I take immunosuppressants for, and I experience medical complications from both the disease and the treatment. the only context I bring it up is in little personal posts every now and then, where I talk about issues I've had with doctors, or new medications I'm trying. I don't know what kind of brain can read a post about me struggling with my rheumatologist, and think "yes, this is juicy, I can use this in my mocking."

I dunno. it's genuinely beyond me.

#yup.

english-history-trip

The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

lostinhistory

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

this-too-too-sullied-flesh

@qqueenofhades look, another

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orpheusilver

the stages of black sails:

1. initial watching

2. processing

3. panic response to the word 'silver'

4. evangelism

5. finding references in everything you ever read for the rest of your life in any medium from fiction to academia and everything in between

#black sails

catilinas

[tolkien voice] morgoth probably didn’t know what a flower was. and if he did it would piss him off

urcadelimabean

🏳️‍🌈 happy pride queers! 🏴‍☠️

an-inexplicable-delight

[video description: Black Sails fanvid set to the Slur Song. The song has a fast electronic beat playing behind a voice that robotically lists homophobic slurs and slang that shouldn't be said in the workplace. The main cast of Black Sails are all paired with a variety of slurs in the song. End ID]

#june is over but pride month is every month #black sails #slur song

judgejudyofficial

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

supreme-leader-stoat

judgejudyofficial

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

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greatviolenceonthatthang

XXXVIII | IV

#prev tags banging on my pot and hollering THE CURSE #YES #your war and your wife were the same thing JOHN #“i don’t care” > “you will.” flint knows.#black sails #flint was a masterclass in storytelling

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