I can still make explosions.

The similarities are uncanny...

Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria’s curse? I’d like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

we need to pray for these people so badly

ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you

Shrek + Film References

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability.  “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

men will literally