the stuff

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

@fujoshi-defender-420

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.