Imagine that one day, after Pokopia's resident Alakazam's had some time to rest, he reveals that he knows how to read (5,000 point IQ and all that). Professor Tangrowth sets him to reading human documents, some important (maps) and some less important (fast food receipts). Everything goes very smoothly.
Then Ditto inevitably asks him to read over the journals it's collected.
And Alakazam reads them over, once, twice, and then it tells Ditto what they say: that the humans loved them very much, and that they will return any day now.



















