shannaro!

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

There we go

- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

Be the best at hugging

get revenge

Flex on em

Carry more books

Be strong enough to carry big dogs

Have enough muscle to carry the love from all your friends

Be strong enough to give piggyback rides

castin spells

Tai chi

Playing an invisible harp

Water bending.

Very much related: I’d rather have a good ending than a sequel.

I love the concept of the Hogwarts sorting hat, it’s like if schools made eleven-year-olds take an MBTI test and used the results to separate them into Jock, Nerd, Hobbit, and Bastard.