Lost Girl

Can you believe that my best friend is literally the best human in the whole world? Wild.

@hopestoleourfantasyforever

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

(me @ you @hopestoleourfantasyforever)

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

this movie is fucking art

BAHAHHAHA

there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you

@heartoftinyaddictions

AWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU @hopestoleourfantasyforever

if you guys break up, don’t go posting indirect or even direct quotes about them smfh it’s so annoying and childish shit grow up and get over it

Go to Italy, Rome around and pasta time

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fun personality quiz here  :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

I didn’t come to be called out like this

BRO SO ACCURATE

*nervously calls crush bro*

@heartoftinyaddictions

(alright I admit it, I love you my bros)

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

“To get back to my body”

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im actually laughing so hard omg

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

brO

hal isnt that your blog

sometimes you just have to shame yourself

rigged

fun personality quiz here  :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

I didn’t come to be called out like this