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ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

im glad timing my screenshot of this video to capture his genius Nature Valley strat did not go to waste and everyone agrees he’s onto something new and life changing… but the evil flesh… idkkkkkk

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

at the library waiting to be picked up like it's 2001 or something.

i'm sorry i meant like picked up in a car. by my friend. because i don't have my bike today. i'm not cruising at the library. and if i were i would not have time to post about it. my methods are infallible.

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"

whyis this tweet my dead wife

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.