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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

just saw the viral video of an East-Asian Australian influencer being ✨shocked✨ that the Aboriginal man she's interviewing on the street doesn't feel "national pride" and the comments are FULL of anti-Black, anti-Aboriginal racism. you really cannot talk about any form of racism in so-called australia without acknowledging that the white supremacist infrastructure of the nation was built on the attempted genocide and continued disenfranchisement of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples (Blakfellas). the model minority myth in Australia infers a racial hierarchy in which Blakfellas are always at the bottom. i really wish more marginalised Australians, including non-Indigenous Australians of colour, were more willing to acknowledge their settler privilege. I wish they had more empathy and compassion for Blakfellas and understood that their struggles will not go away without solidarity with Blak people because EVERY form of institutionalised racism (like the White Australia Policy) was and is built quite literally on the mass graves of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders. and for the record we cannot have pride for a nation built to kill us.

It recently became department policy to purchase all our animal care supplies online and have them shipped, but my work location (public park) doesn't have a mailbox, so we've been getting things shipped directly to the post office. Today I went to pick up a shipment of several hundred superworms but the postal workers are insisting that it's not possible to have packages shipped directly to the post office. I gave them a tracking number which revealed they were delivered a couple days ago and now they're looking for them. Somewhere in the post office are 500 lost worms.

I can't believe the post office lost my worms

Honestly I can’t blame the postal worker; my advisor lost his grub ordering privileges after he failed to pick up a delivery from the front desk on time and they all hatched and escaped.

They told me not to have live bugs designated as Hold For Pickup anymore :(

Boss sent me back to the post office to retrieve another round of worms and they're telling me that this package was already picked up on Friday. At a time prior it when it was delivered to the post office. Who the fuck has our worms.

Went to a different employee's counter and asked if she could look for my package and she immediately said "is it worms." She left and came back five seconds later with my worms. What kind of games are they playing with me here.

“If you do not schedule system maintenance, your system will schedule it for you.”

Finally, an adolescent that looks like how adolescence feels.

i was looking between the two pictures trying to find the difference and i for the life of me could not find -- oh it's the tits