Captain is King 🌙

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

growing up as a woman is constantly going through phases of hating your mother and understanding her and hating her and understanding her

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

its always “you murdered your husband for his fortune and his land” and “you’re a monster” and never “your black silk mourning gown looks nice” or “was the poisoning fun it looked like fun” 

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"