they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

gets a post like from the esoteric fetish mutual and slides a single bead away from the side of an abacus labeled KILL SELF

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower