Nothing here makes sense

as someone who does not use ai bots at all, like no chatgpt or talking ai bots, hearing the way these bots talk and answer prompts is like, genuinely scary and dystopian lmao they really are a predatory digital yes man

hearing them go "exactly!" "great question!" "yup, absolutely!" "ah, of course!" like why do they need to sound so human and have human speech mannerisms to kiss your ass unless they are designed to be predatory on sad, lonely and/or stupid people like I'm genuinely taken aback every time I hear an ai bot speaking

the digital slavery people have been right all along why do you need something to sound human and respond in human ways to obey your every single command and suck up to you it's literally psychotic to make someone believe an ai chatbot has their best interests by obeying them omfg hell world hell world

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

Hey

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

thats right

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.