TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

no periods no commas just a sentence living in the moment

also applies to fencing

what is fencing?

it’s when you make a fence

what if there was a restaurant where there were many things that you could get to eat and you could even get different types of drinks?

Am I having a stroke

how am i supposed to know?

Like don't all restaurants give you the option to choose from a variety of foods and beverages?

no

Imagine showing this to a peasant from 1576

Imagine showing this to me, a peasant in 2019. Holy shit!

Me: oh factor in the gas crisis? Five weeks, my bad.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

this post is good

By god we’re gonna make this post suck shit

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

I was not ready