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#taskmaster #always toying with your expectations these guys

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divenlydecayed-deactivated20260

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

crowdokobolds

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

halfhardtorock

I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

sabrebash

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

peachhyg0gh

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

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twistcmyk

homunculus-argument

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

gayhornythoughts

Kilo.

shelf-of-strange-stuff

Uniform.

November

Golf.

Papa

Oscar

Whiskey

Papa

Echo

November

India

Sierra.

i have never seen a man do something as dyke-coded as greg davies wearing latex shorts over the Taskmaster suit

tellmeayarn

I had to deploy the unfollow me now tweet to my family to make them understand

#i imagine them meeting out at a bar to discuss tactics to survive this special interest

woman-respecter

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

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cosmicretreat

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

scolopendramorsitans

virtue lost his vape ):

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

art by @niochemblyat

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

wizardshark

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

wizardshark

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iphigeniacomplex

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

iphigeniacomplex

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression