The door opens, and an Autobot is reading from a Human Interaction Manual. Mass Shifted is complete with a sash. The Autobot, nose buried in his Manual, reads to you
Autobot: "Good afternoon. My name is ------, and I am an Autobot in Sector 54, Sweatlodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, Human Friend?"
As he finishes the script, the Autobot smiles up at you...you stare at him unimpressed at his very EXISTENCE
Autobot: I could help you cross the street!
Autobot: I could help you cross your yard?
Autobot: I could help you cross your... porch?
Autobot: Well, I gotta help you cross something...
Y/n: Uh, no. I'm doing fine.
You close the door in Autobot's face. You listen through the door. Is the alien gone? You open it and are greeted by him once again
Autobot: "Good afternoon. My name is -----"
Y/n*Blinks as he resumes again and tries to stop him* Uh... buddy...
Autobot: "Autobot in Sector 54, Sweatlodge 12."
He stops... but goes back to reading, making you groan and smack your forehead on the doorframe
Autobot: "Are you in need of any assistance today, Human friend?"
Y/n: Thank you, but I don't need any help!
You swing the door shut, but a robotic finger stops it from closing
You open the door. As the Autobot stands at attention, you look dejected and nod
Autobot: "Good afternoon. My-"
Y/n*Snaps at him* but skip to the end!?
Autobot*Jumps at you, yelling and nods* I-Im here to take care of you, little human!
What about REVERSE Soft Series @revelboo?...Cybertronians have to find humans to help them do random-ass tasks to be allowed to live there or be put as an example...
Lux*Sees a cybertronian trying to charm them and squints eyes* I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS IM NOT PAYING TAXES!?
@random-fandom1984 (this could work with mcb too bro)
vaporwave
areudirty
origamiaround
turnnoffyourmind
kianamaiart
blakekathryn
tangentwithtanner
