snapewife

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

If you don't like my blog, just gouge your eyes out and that's it

Dryhumping and making out in dim lighting to a nice playlist

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

They should let you kill yourself once like just to see what it's like

Crotian brothers please eliminate rapist youtuber Ronaldo from world cup

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.