precisely what it says on the can ✨

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

In the meantime, there’s a similar variant I love where alastor thinks he’s meant to play along but Lucifer finds out before it goes as far as it could and somehow it still ends on a brutal note. It’s called fear of dancing by sleebyboi (not a typo) fear of dancing by sleebyboi (@hazbinblog) here’s the works number for it on Ao3: 5661323 And uh oops just a heads up in the one I did send alastor ends up admitting to Lucifer that Alastor thinks Lucifer is in on it / knows Lilith would make Alastor cooperate, so again not quite the same as the one I originally mentioned to you and now can’t find, but maybe also relevant to your interests?

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?