ok dad

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

The notion that straight people who approach sex unconventionally are comparable to gay people is predicated on a conception of gayness as sexual deviance. It’s homophobic.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

Otto’s Irresistible Dance

This is infinitely funnier than I could have ever imagined.

this video is what dnd feels like

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

#Area Man Briefly Considers Confessing Deep and Profound Love For Best Friend In Order to Win Argument (via @taxicabsandcupcakes)

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

right in front of my female presenting nipples?

this is very useful!!! hmu on my public twitter @/k8anthony; my ao3 is, as always, over here