is it a bird is it a plane

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information