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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.