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I think the secret to warding off evil spirits is being even scarier than them.... The other night I woke up suddenly at 3am, and saw a grinning shadow spirit hanging right over me. I wasn't scared at all, just instinctively grinned back and said, "Fuck off." Bro dissipated immediately. Thinking of it now, I'd feel freaked out if I were him lol

WIZARD TIP: ↑

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

the only fun addition to this post

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

really wanna throw this stone so it's awesome that i can see my target so good through my glass house

haha buddye we are playing rocks!!! *fucking shatters your whole goddamn

he looks like he needs a cigarette

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!