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I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

I hate my brain it just spews out random bs sometimes

"Put the pussy in a wheelbarrow" girl what do that even mean

I said put the pussy in layaway once and now I'm trans so that's fun :]

i like this one a lot actually

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”