Pookie is my penguin

INTRO POST!!! 🔥🔥🔥😱😝

i am pookie penguin. I mostly post art and shitposts.And this….

THIS ⬆️

THIS IS THE NAMESAKE OF MY BLOG. ⬆️

His name is pookie. he is an evil malicious and irredeemable penguin.I love him. Anyways here are some facts about him. Can u spot when the truth ends and the lies begin?:

⭐️ He was given to me as a birthday present

⭐️ THIS IS A LITERAL BABY TOY. MY FRIEND BOUGHT ME A BABY TOY. Maybe when she heard “birthday” she thought i was just born???

⭐️ Lol i cant complain i luv thus thing so much i'm basically a fucking baby

⭐️ He has been attacked ,bitten, and scratched by a stray cat me and my brother named “coconutto”

⭐️ I forgot him at a relatives house once and only remembered him when we were already downstairs in the car parking lot….so we phoned them and they threw him all the way from the second floor down towards us and my aunt caught him

⭐️ He was the one who attempted to assasinate donald trump. I dont care who they convicted.….it was him. I know it….

⭐️ the reason some penguin species are endangered i because he is a mass penguin murderer and he wants to be the only penguin.

⭐️ same goes for all other endangered animals . he bears an equal hatred to all living organisms he does not discriminate against any of them

⭐️ also he was piloting the plane of 9/11

⭐️ the reason he commited so many terrorist acts against america is because he hates capitalism

⭐️ he is a penguin

I also recently got gifted another penguin.His name is Dookie:

⭐️ My friend who gifted him to me ships him and pookie,and when i let her play with Them she makes them boombaya together, so they are gay penguins I guess.

⭐️ How he met pookie is he was pookie’s court appointed therapist , but pookie corrupted him and he became his partner in crime.

⭐️ I made a separate blog for him called @dookiepenguin , where i will post about my writings and fanfictions (and occasionally the art i make for those fics)

(these dividers are from @dollywons thank u sm for making them!!!!)

A bunch of old art i found in my notes app that got inverted when i switched to dark mode I guess.

A weird mix of digital and traditional art.

When you doodle in class and don't have any normal skin colors so you be coloring people skin the most random shit (color theory or smth)

For the first one i used yellow and green coloring pencils and also red pens.

For the second one i used purple highlighter, pink highlighter, and yellow coloring pencils.And red and blue pens.

I think I’m tired

Idk. what time is it for you?Do you have something important tommorow?

once or twice or maybe like six times i fell asleep at like 1:30 or 2:30 am while i had school tommorow, and i would only be tired in the morning then perfectly fine and energetic for the rest of the day.Sometimes i feel even more tired when i actually do get enough sleep 😭

so anyways you do you yolo my homie

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dookie begrudgingly allows you respect.

ALSO YES I CAN DO THIS!!!!

Ye

Congrats on the new addition to the family 🐧!

🎉🎉🎉🎉

Im doing great.Other than the exams im barely passing.And the fact i just realised 20 minutes ago i have a homework assignment due tomorrow that i did in the copybook of another subject and accidentally handed tgat copy book in so i have to re do it.And that i just realised 10 minutes ago i forgot my phone at school and i havent told my parents yet.I hope i find it tommorow or my ass will be beat.

Why is my memory so shit 😭. Also sorry for venting?kinda?school sucks lol.But ill survive:D

Also they have my waste paper basket as a house 🥹💗✨

my friend at school (who gave tge new on to me, dookie) ships them and makes them do freaky things.

I HAVE A NEW PENGUIN PLUSHIE💗💗💗💗💗💗✨✨✨✨

I got this one for my birthday too!His name is dookie! I think i’ll male a seperate blog (probably called dookie penguin) for him because this one is dedicated to shitposts and my art.The other one will be dedicated to my writing and fanfictions.

Just had the most surreal moment where i looked at a clock and it said 1 pm, but i thought it said 1am.like past midnight.

And i went like: “Whoa!why am i still awake right now?I should be asleep…” I said.While at school.Sitting next to a window streaming sunshine into my face.