Hatta Bandersnatch

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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Ooh a meme

Welp…..might as well join the fun….

Oh god…….

“I admit I don’t know you… but you certainly have my attention.”

If you haven’t read Knighted by @thelastpilot​ then this is your calling.

This is a commission of Nino and Alya in Pilot’s Knighted AU. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve drawn armor, but I had fun suiting Nino up in his royal guard attire!

** Do not use, edit, or repost my artworks! Thank you! **

me: wakes up exhausted

New chapter of “Discordant Sonata” is up! <3

Read it here on Ao3

Read it here on Wattpad

Chapter 3: Ensemble

(Mood Music: Under the Sky of Paris · Andre Rieu) 

Marinette furrowed her brows in discontent. It had been a night of fretful sleep, her mind a furious whirlwind of emotions. She couldn’t get Chat Noir out of her thoughts. His melancholy expression, the fear in his eyes, his hopeful smile, his gentleness… She just had to find a way to help him.

Languidly sipping her drink, she wondered what she should do. Defeating Hawkmoth was still the number one priority. If Chat Noir were to join her, it would definitely turn the tide. However, she wasn’t sure if he’d be willing, or even able to. It would be asking a lot from him, especially since it sounded like his father controlled every aspect of his life, including whether or not he got to keep his own miraculous. If Hawkmoth detected any signs of defiance, Chat might be powerless or even in danger before he even got the chance to make a decision about it.

Fighting by herself all these years had been challenging, to say the least. Practically from the very beginning of her career as Ladybug she had all but pleaded Master Fu to give some of the other miraculouses away so that she could have allies, but he’d always been vehemently against it. It was understandable though, she supposed. After giving away the most powerful two miraculouses and unexpectedly have one of them so grossly misused, he insisted that they couldn’t risk any others falling under Hawkmoth’s control. Especially since he had given the miraculous to another boy around her age, and the people Marinette trusted the most (and would subsequently recruit for help) were her peers. On the outside, Chat Noir had seemed perfect for the job… but Fu couldn’t have predicted things would happen as they did.

No, she concluded. Master Fu was right; they couldn’t have yet another miraculous fall under Hawkmoth’s control; it was out of the question. Fu had already been through enough, having paid for his mistakes as a guardian. All things considered, Marinette knew he was trying his best. With no other allies, it was up to her alone to defend the city and retrieve the butterfly miraculous and, if things didn’t go as she hoped, the cat miraculous as well. Her heart ached just thinking about it.

She frowned and her resolve strengthened. She would help Chat Noir as best as she could, in whichever way ended up being the best for him. If that meant taking his miraculous and freeing him from Hawkmoth’s control, she would do it, albeit begrudgingly. But she had faith that he would change his mind on his own, and held onto the belief that he would rebel against Hawkmoth despite their close association.

This has been stuck in my head all day thanks to @edendaphne ‘s post….

Same thing happened with my daughter when was 7 and Annie came out. All of a sudden she wanted to go to Broadway to try out for the lead role. We had seen the original one several times but it never occurred to her that she could be any too. One more time for the cheap seats

Shay: Awww

Pidge: If I were a gardner you’d be my hoe

drive a cardboard car through a drivethrough

marinette made the car

chloe’s behind them in her limo absolutely losing it

shopping cart races

alya and marinette vs adrien and nino

they get kicked out of and banned from the store after crashing into a display

alya and marinette totally win

tries to throw fries into the basket of a stranger sitting across the way from them

adrien gets it first

alya gets it in the guy’s coffee

nino and marinette hit the guy

bottle flipping an ice cream cone

adrien and nino do this

chloe and adrien glue 100 press-on nails onto one of nino’s fingers

marinette does adrien’s makeup but uses snackfoods to do it

alya and marinette take turns riding a bike with the other sitting in a basket/on the handlebars

they keep crashing but theyre determined to perfect it

the whole squad dares each other to try different horrible foods

they play overwatch in the same room and swap setups and proceed to suck ass

they try it in comp and its even worse

chloe changes marinettes setup and marinette tackles her

adrien, alya, and nino cant play bc theyre crying from laughter

alya gives adrien a bottle of soda and some mentos

“i hear they’re really good together!”

adrien puts a mentos in his mouth after taking a mouthful of soda and proceeds to die™

marinette draws a really shitty mspaint cd cover for nino and he uses it against her complaining

marinette and adrien kick bottles off of each other’s heads

once during traffic on the freeway Adrien got out and just skateboarded next to the car,

Everyone started screaming at him

except for alya who was recording him and the one who dared him to do it

they all went ice-blocking once but kept fucking it up and falling off so half the time they were just chasing ice down the hills

they all had bruises on their hips/legs for weeks from falling off but it was worth it

Marinette has definitely made everyone capes and makes them all go out together wearing them

they act all embarrassed but they love it

one of their favorite actives is going to thrift stores and buying the ugliest outfits for each other, and they all have to wear their outfit to school the next day

chloe somehow still always looks good

mari ends up fixing the clothes after she wears them to be cute so they just become part of her closet

once during a rough week everyone snuck into Alya’s room (with her mom’s knowledge) and “heart attacked” her bc they knew she wasn’t having an awesome time

they cut out a bunch of hearts and wrote her sweet messages on them

then they stuck them all over her room

marinate also baked her cookies and nino made her a playlist to cheer her up

adrien brought over a new video game to distract her

chloe brought her a squish mallow

“alya i know you’re not five but this is the softest thing you’ll ever fucking feel in your life just hug it”

they go swimming in chloe’s pool in the summer with countless games of chicken

they also have a competition to see who can jump off the diving board and into the pool in the more ridiculously