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Big announcement:
Fucking petting hims

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oh, Nemo, we're really in it now
"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.
"What's in your pants?" A knife.
I'm physically shaking.... I'm so upset...
I tried to log into Grindr this morning and found that they had changed the app's logo to a woke rainbow version...
I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.
Equiping an armor tutorial
i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

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The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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Yrliet, my aeldari wife who explains everything like I'm 10 (im literally stupid so it's fair)
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Oops, accidentally posted the same picture twice :^
Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist
House Dayne biggest aura farmers in Westeros
Most prototypical magic elf house in a fantasy novel all ethereal purple eyed supernatural warrior hotties who call themselves sword of the morning with the glowing longsword Dawn forged from a dying star. And then the members are greatest fighter everrrr who blew a 3-Kingsguard lead and got the brakes permanently beat off him by a five foot two man, hottest girl at the school dance who killed herself to avoid follow-up questions, unnamed dead other one, and relatively polite twelve year-old squire who is currently supposed to be in charge if he can ever get out of being embroiled in riverlands partisan zombie leftist infighting. Darkstar.
#kennedys if bobby happened to be shadow the hedgehog (via @visenyaism)
#absolute funniest thing about house dayne is they get the magic hair and eyes and they’re just like oh we’re not valyrian this is unrelated #oh your house had to murder thousands for vile blood magic? well we just spontaneously developed alexandria’s genesis. yeah no curse sorry #and it doesn’t even matter bc they don’t do jackshit. incredible writing (via @goldcrescent)

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