max keebles big move

Enough oil on that man to fry a gotdam turkey dinder

Bug voice watch this *stays in killer baby mode for 7 years and emerges as a helpless little winged guy to fuck and then die*

dont vaguepost about antlions you bitch

Jokes on you I was thinking of dobsonflies when I made this

Is this post in English?

Dr Doofenschmirtz thinks he’s chaotic evil but he’s chaotic neutral or lawful evil at best

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

i need to know what that baby did to her

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK

his name is kermit you heathens

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

Needed this today.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

it gets lonely in bikini bottom

This was in squidville not bikini bottom omfg I’m sick of these fake spongebob fans ugh