Please read KSBD

animation students who want to work at disney are literally so scary. there is NOTHING behind their eyes. its like looking into the eyes of a shark

That’s what I’m talking about!

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

does anyone else scroll down tumblr mobile and end up being put into a trance by the shitty fake phone game ads

bro you pulled the wrong pin.. now the tiger will kill the man...

bro the balls fell in the lava now this is truly a FAIL..

oh you wore an extravagant dress when you were supposed to dress modestly? kind of cringe bro

ah fuck you took a hammer to the toilet and now it’s spewing water everywhere i can’t believe you’ve done this

Aahw you let the 3 man squad fight the 7 man group and they lost? What were you expecting? You literally send those poor men to their doom and don't you deny that you didn't know it!

pure slapper

if id seen this when i was 10 i would have been vaporized

Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago