this is where you’re supposed to look sad

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

tiramisu

the lion does not concern herself with papa

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

I dont think IASIP queerbaits for rating i geniunely think its just for the love of the game

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ