REMAKING MY SHITTY INTRO AGAIN!! YAY!
hello mfs. you know the drill right about now. name's haru (or satori, if you're feeling quirky) and please use they/she/e for me or else i'll find you and break every single one of your bones and sell your organs to the cartel. k thanks :)
ANYWAYS: i shall now get to the funny part. EXPLAINING THE TAGS
"straight outta the soul jar" - the weird shit you guys send to my mailbox (that definitely aren't pipebombs)
"haru's ramblings: (franchise here) edition" - exactly what it says on the tin. what else did you expect, you buffoon. you absolute dunce.
"PLAYLAND!!!" - shit that happens in twitch, aka: clips.
"i am the egg. man" - the shitposts i steal from my friends' discord servers. atleast the ones that aren't just straight f-bombs thru the entire thing
"mint's oddly specific ramblings" - stuff from my buddy mint! check him out @scoutsunset
"el reblogador" - any reblogged stuff! it's a wild west in there...
kay that's it byeee!
have this kermit gif
