what if what if i just persevered

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

remember when youtube started paying the people who made videos??? thats gonna be tumblr in a couple years and i’m gonna be here for it

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

help I'm having ideas beyond my available skills

help I’m having ideas

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