they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

i hope this email kills us both instantly

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

my dead wife. the ad free internet

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

refusing to give a clear timeline while also including seteth as a playable character is genuinely fucking hilarious