Please appreciate my boy

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

i will replace chatgpt

Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Like the thing is ultimately I believe it really is no biggies. Like hey guys, it’s no biggie.

it's a smallie, even

10 times outta nine you take a look back and turns out it was a smallie

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.