Several Million Random Derivates All in a Row

keep track of everything they do. then use the magic system they created against them, turning every deus ex machina they ever gave themselves into a diabolus ex machina (e.g. “you notice that the giant plant monster has a red ribbon tied around its trunk, making it immune to fire magic”).

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Journal comic.

I’m probably the only one extremist here but who cares

uh actually i think that was more accurately called “attempted murder”

daily routine

Kiyohime plays Portal (via incorrectfatequotes)

Diarmuid: “Not again…”

THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

The fact that gold exists makes all other colours equally inferior.

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Arturia: But instead of letting down your hair, you just let down everyone in your life.

- anything that you know will make someone self conscious or insecure unnecessarily

Well, except voice. I can’t change it so it’ll get old.