a family doesn’t have to be a man and a woman. a family can be a wizard, his apprentice, the fire demon who ate his heart, his cleaning lady who’s under a curse and in love with him, a senile witch who used to be his greatest enemy, a dog which belongs to his ex teacher and also enemy, a random cursed prince along for the ride, and their walking magic house

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

y’know that post that’s like “every interaction between men and women is an act of performance are and the man has no idea” because that’s what this is

he’s singing bohemian rhapsody with bobby from queer eye in a gay bar in tokyo during his birthday weekend…. amazing

AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

there’s 4 members of one direction and 4 letters in the word hell and that’s where i am. coincidence? i think not.

also hell is an acronym for their names: Harry Eniall Louis and Liam. yet another not coincidence

Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*

Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*