oops hi

i want him deep in my……………………..heart

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

oh youre touch starved??? wanna hold hands about it

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

I hope spring is kind to you.

only the brave isn’t a short song if you’re not a coward and listen to it 20 times in a row

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

i want to run my fingers through your hair as you lay on my chest

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”