Sensitive

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

"they're just gonna spend that on weed" what did you think I was gonna spend it on

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule