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HE ATE JESUS

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guooey

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

genderoftheday

massivelimestonecube

today’s the day

saxifraga-x-urbium

happy assorted cheese day

thydungeongal

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

rox-and-prose

things this commenter believes:

being a slut is bad (wrong)

only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)

most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

laika-the-bitch

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

laika-the-bitch

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

lolotehe

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

#falls to the ground #english...

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dailyquests

Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.

bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

bunkey

minmos

Hi minmo :3 check this out

We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...

What the.... He's sniling

#i have not been able to stop saying he's sniling for DAYS

galehive

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

pansyfemme

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

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pointnclick

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

armandgender

macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

toskarin

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

#yeah ill reblog this

april132009

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

literalliterature

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

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stuckinapril

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

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