the last supper
HE ATE JESUS

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the last supper
HE ATE JESUS

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.
I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"
things this commenter believes:
being a slut is bad (wrong)
only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)
most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)
in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.
scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device
scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.
Three languages enter, one language leaves.

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Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.
notice how everyone is horny today
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We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...
What the.... He's sniling
i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙
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snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint
macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

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i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said