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One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

todays bird
noise dept.
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Came back to toss this doodle of my new OC into the void. Hello void :)
Pose ref stolen from Pinterest, but I couldn’t find the original.
nacho ahhahaha (i hope this looks cool)
ford gravityfalls would not survive five seconds in any horror podcast. he barely survived being in a childrens cartoon
actually he specifically wouldnt survive more than five seconds because no horror podcast would be able to afford to have jk simmons on for longer than that

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this
you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool
i want to be called it/its, as in how you refer to that funky looking animal you see on the side of the road and go. 'oh my lord look at it! what is it? oh there it goes.'
I remember a twitter post that was like "we must return to live in castles and have marble statues"
Like what do you mean 'return'? There are people living in castles right now. You are just not royal and rich enough to do it, peasant boy
Starting a collection
Spotify is lying in your Spotify Wrapped to promote popular artists
So my partner and I were just going through our Spotify wrapped 2024 favorites playlists and they stopped and said, "... This is weird, why is Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan in here? I swear I only listened to this like twice."
And I said, "I know how to find out," because both of us have our Spotify hooked up to Last.fm which basically saves information and stats about everything you listen to. So it would say exactly how many times they listened to it.
I went to their profile.
I went to top tracks of 2024.
I scrolled.
I scrolled some more.
That song by Chappell Roan, a notably popular artist atm, was around 50th place in their Spotify playlist.
On Last.fm it was 212th.
They had only listened to it 4 times.
All of the songs in their top 100 on Last.fm were, at a glance, in the same order as in the Spotify playlist, and all had over 4 listens, so it was not just a matter of each software choosing a different 4-play song to put in the list. In fact, their top tracks don't even drop from 5 plays to 4 until 199th place.
Anyway this is largely inconsequential but it puts a really bad taste in my mouth that Spotify is knowingly lying about people's top songs in order to deliberately plant popular artists in the top-100-for-the-year playlists that they KNOW most people are now going to go listen to excitedly.
Loremaster Spike

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Couldn't stop thinking about giving the grunkles a boat cat… so I MADE ONE. Her name is Poly.
I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.
This is extremely funny to me. Yes, I am Twitter OP and I see all y'all thirst tagging and assigning me Professor at Birth. 😅
Click "like" to charge and "reblog" to cast until I achieve my final form.
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
sorry to be earnest for a second. i could make a silly meme about spotify wrapped but the truth is, i unironically love it. it’s like finding a diary i didn’t know i’ve been keeping. time traveling back to earlier in the year. reaching out my hand through a portal and making a small connection to who i’ve been and where i’ve grown from

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