3 Hobbits In A Trenchcoat

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

'#counterpoint: you can use something that isn't their name if it's how the POV character would think of them#AND relevant to the scene/story#'their mother said' 'the other man yelled' etc#you do get I think a good sense for this if you read and write enough? but maybe that was just me#knowing the formal rules for it is good but like all rules they're not hard and fast and you can break them if you know what you're doing' adding this but i don't see it as counterpoint so much as refinement of what the post said, that the relationship to the subject changes what it means & what happens internally

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

The birds outside my window: