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My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

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Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

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I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

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Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

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Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

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WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

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Summon Elemental (Earth)

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Astral Projection

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This is my fav post.

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Mark of Justice

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one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

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Nice

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Precious bb ✨✨

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sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

Happy Birthday to @bilianna @bilbananna

<3 She is the Metta to my Blookie and one of my best friends IRL! <3 Hope you have a great day gurl and get showered in love and pressies!

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when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

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I still love it though

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I HAVE NEGLECTED TUMBLR SORRY! Please find some work that I’ve been doing for Phoenix Rising! c: Hope y’all like!

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‘We’ve repeatedly split up then returned to one another. Something draws us to eachother. But I can never be certain if it’s a true feeling or merely a little mischief by a djinn.’

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