I make people facepalm

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

Mutual aid really be changing shit for people in beautiful ass ways

Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

Our son went through a phase of calling everyone hes close to “honey” when he was 2 because we call him honey all the time.

I used to teach this one sweet little 2 year old that would say “Hi, gorgeous!” to her teachers because she said her dad says that to her❤️

i really like knowing all this inane bullshit about skyrim like how altmer are the fastest moving race bc theyre so tall and thats why speedrunners use them

you can skip the convo between delphine and esbern by quickly going in and out the door in riverwood which is the funniest shit imagineable

platypuses?

PERRY THE PLATYPUSES?!