not a prophecy but a possibility

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

it's so crazy how every culture in the world has like baller recipes. soemtimes i think about people from 30000 years ago and how fucked up STUPID good their bbq must've been.... big ol rack of mammoth ribs rubbed with herbs and shit....... we have no idea how perfectly mammoth ribs over an open fire must've hit after a three day spearhunting expedition

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

fun fact! you can imagine characters to songs! but watch out

you're cute and it's tuesday

"Net zero information post" is funny and all but I really like when a false claim is debunked and then supplemented with an explanation of where the error came from and like, extra information that helps inoculate against future misinfo

ok goodnight everyone. don't forget we're doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

I think that media literacy step one for any video is "why is a camera pointed at this?" If there's no obvious reason for a camera to be pointing that way all the time, someone filmed the video on purpose. We aren't a fly on the wall, we're a deliberate audience.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

do you 🫵 think about ☁️ me do you 🫵 think about us 👩‍❤️‍👨 do you 🫵 miss my pretty 💋 my funny 😂 my touch 🖐️ it it driving 🚗 you 🫵 mad 😵‍💫 are you 🫵 keeping it up⬆️ does she 💃🏻 look 👀 like me 🙋🏻‍♀️ WELL OF COURSE SHE DOES!