substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties