Dream of Somewhere Else

the Big Three (wickedly talented adele dazeem) (moonlight u guys won) (keep my wifes name out your fucking mouth)

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

This has made me laugh so hard-

And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, he’d probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.

do u ever want something so bad that you can’t even write wish-fulfillment about it u just. cry. instead.

I fucking CRY everytime I read these. Out of the good feels.

i love how every time he’s just like, oh? it’s just a random-ass platypus?, perry is just. so fucking done with him. like seriously, how many platypuses does he even know???

He doesn’t want to assume every platypus is Perry bc that would be a microaggression 

A couple of months ago I walked to an IHOP by my house. I was going to order food online for myself and my roomates, wait there and then walk back with it. While I was still in the parking lot atleast 6 cops pulled up on me and told me to get on the ground, they put me in handcuffs and left me lying there on the ground while they ran my ss. When I asked what happened one of them said “we are looking for a guy in a hoodie, you’re in a hoodie so…”

a few years ago, i got pulled over because i “accelerated too fast” at a green light. i was going 35, which was the speed limit on that road.

no really !! a month ago i got stopped bc i was a bit zoned out when a traffic light turned green and didn’t go immediately. i didn’t think anything of it but the cops followed me and pulled me over saying they assumed i was hiding something in my car from them. the cop on the other side was staring in my car with his hand on his gun i was so scared. never have i ever seen anyone get pulled over bc they didn’t go at a green light. smh. if they would’ve searched my car it would’ve been illegally and i probably would’ve been arrested for nothing. scariest moment of my life .

this is absolutely the best compilation ive seen

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to