i'm 12.9

men shouldn’t be playing with power tools those are for lesbians

etc

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

can someone design an algorithm that superimposes this wholesome piece over every single political cartoon that the internet has to offer

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

Legend of Zelda knew what the fuck it was doing letting you carry soup in a potion bottle

the rorschach test is stupid. they just show you a bunch of pictures of pussy and say you’re mentally ill. could’ve done that myself 🙄

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

apparently people are annoyed because the thor in the new god of war looks like a strongman instead of a bodybuilder lmao

and they made his hair red (which is historically accurate to the myth)? Wig

What an absolute lad.

The funny/sad thing is that apparently way back in the day when Thor, Loki and Odin appeared in Sandman, Neil Gaiman said that there were irate Marvel fans that were mad that Thor was depicted as a kinda loutish guy with red hair rather than the image of Avenger!Thor (blond, winged helmet, formal Shakespearean dialogue) they were used to.

Finally, some good fucking depictions of strong dudes

bong 2

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”