Secretly NY Times Best Selling Author John Green

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

SCREAM THIS FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

Without “adult content”, this site is basically just a blue Pintrest

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded

What the fuck are female presenting nipples

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was