Hannibal Appropriation

Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died wakes up in hospital bed, looks around, sees the object of their affection asleep in a chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days

I’m a sucker for ships that could kill each other, but would die for each other.

OR it may not.

can straight people even like. solve crimes ?

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

So majestic

who is she

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

Yoda, slowly raising his hand forward: “Watch Hannibal, you must.”

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

“not everything can be gay” it can. and it will