More serious than a hefty bag full of rottweilers

I couldn't [ 10 colors ]

— Nicholas Denton for Collider

tfw he's so submissive, breedable and doe-eyed you can't stop yourself from ruffling his hair

fossil record patisserie

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

"I would say Louis has a puzzle that hasn’t been solved by a guy who spends his life getting the story. And I find one of the most interesting lines in the whole show is that I’m describing my former self and I say, “It’s a tale told to an idiot.” Well, who’s the idiot? That’s me. I’m calling myself an idiot. So, I’m calling my youthful self an idiot and I want to make up for that by going back and finding what had to be the greatest story I had ever investigated, but ineptly forty something years ago. I can easily imagine that. That comes up all the time in everyone’s life. I mean, it’s in its worst form. It’s like you get a Facebook account and you find that person you wanted to go out with in the ninth grade. You find them again, it turns out they will go out with you on a date and you’re willing to go and you’re just like, “Maybe this time I can get her to kiss me.” So maybe this time Louis will kiss me." Eric Bogosian (x)

to be or not to be

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

you FOOL. every berry is equally important