More serious than a hefty bag full of rottweilers

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

Daniel: I'm seeing someone. Not romantically, just at the foot of my bed when i wake up at night

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

man, imagine being a fan of Daniel molloy, yknow he has written a lot of very well researched and investigated books, maybe hes worked in documentaries, hes had a near 50-year long career that has given him two pulitzer prizes. and then all of a sudden hes going around in sunglasses and ugly acrylics claiming that vampires are real and making a YouTube channel with the vampire armand (or, at least, the twenty-something guy hes been rumored to be sleeping with playing the character) exposing the singer lestat's incest sex-tape