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SUMMARY: It’s your final year for your master’s program at Salem University. You never imagined THE Doctor Agatha Harkness would take you under her wing, but she has. Now you can’t help but wonder how you’re going to survive her.

PAIRING: Agatha Harkness x fem!reader

WARNINGS/TAGS: age-gap, jealous Agatha, protective Agatha, violence, blood, murder, masturbation, eventual smut, angst, bad parent Evanora, reader’s step mom is a cunt, angst, dry humping, phone sex, homophobia, fat shaming, oral sex, face sitting, finger fucking, 69, scissoring, oral fixation, strap ons, enchanted strap, squirting, choking, magical restraints, mentions of death, grief, ab riding, cock warming, spanking, strap sucking DEAD DOVE: graphic staged suicide, improper use of a paddle, dacryohilia, spit kink, semi public sex, unplanned pregnancy, anal play, nipple clamps, anal sex, double penetration, breathplay, safeword use, inappropriate use of a pool cue, wax play, lactation kink

RATING: Explicit mndi

26/27 chapters

300k words and counting

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Chapter 26/27

PAIRING: Witch/Professor Agatha Harkness x witch/ student reader

RATING: Explicit

WORD COUNT: 17.5k

SUMMARY: Your wedding day has finally arrived, along with an unexpected guest.

WARNINGS/TAGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: oral sex, fingering, anal play, wax play, lactation kink, squirting, strapatha is back, fluff

A/N: thank y’all so much for all of the love! Only one chapter to go. (I’m not crying about it. You are.) thank you @deathbylesbianwitches for reading this over for me!! You’re the best!

Hey Essie!! I thought I sent this answer😂 my bad!

21. What are your plans for the weekend

I currently have no plans other than grocery shopping and spending time with my wife and son. We might go visit my mom’s grave. (this past weekend was the busy one!)

52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Hey, anon! I understand that! Not everything is for everyone! The fact that you don’t like x readers but are curious about my fic is already a compliment! 💜

You can always try out the first chapter to get an idea of the premise and if you don’t like it, it won’t hurt my feelings! 😉 (I will say I do switch povs so you do get to see things from Agatha’s perspective!

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Heyyyy anon!

Agatha Harkness, Eve Fletcher, Maya Mason.

ELLEN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

30, 37, 48, 49, 56, and 62.

Heyyyyy bestie!!!

30. What’s irritating you right now?

I’m currently irritated that I stepped on one of my son’s lego pieces. I can literally feel the bruise forming on the bottom of my foot.

37. Is it easier to forgive than forget?

Yes. I’ll never forget what someone did, but I can always choose to forgive them. (I won’t. Not unless they deserve it/earn it. But that can still be attained. Unless I get amnesia. Then I guess technically they’re forgiven because I don’t fucking remember being hurt anyway.)

48. What was something unexpected that happened to you this past year? (Positive)

I didn’t expect to start writing fanfiction again, but I had the idea and it wouldn’t go away, and with some encouragement from @ragnarockz I did ittttt and it’s been amazing. Especially because it helped make Ellen and I bestiessss. (So that’s technically two thingssss)

49. How do you decompress?

Listening to music, an adult beverage, adult fun time, a hot shower where my thoughts can wander, reading.

56. How many people have you fist fought?

Two. Though one of them is my younger sister. We were always beating the shit out of each other. (She started it. Genuinely, even she would tell you that 90% of our fights stemmed from her being a bratty cunt.) I’m not afraid to fight someone. It just doesn’t usually get to that point because I can usually use my words to make my point.

62. What makes you happy?

Hi anon!!!! 💜💜 you’re so sweet!! I hope you have a wonderful day as well!