i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

Wowww

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

Hence the invention of the Porch

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

almost texted the dealer "this weed is making me feel skibidi toilet" like that was a normal thing to say