such a good trick hollander

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

we need to talk more about the fandom experience of "I actually do like the idea of these two characters together and think it would have been an interesting direction for the show to have gone in, but unfortunately everyone who openly ships them is so exhaustingly unpleasant about it that it's barely even enjoyable to engage with the fandom at large anymore so the ship itself is now ruined for me"

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

my birthday is in july! :)

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

one day jack goes “cas, what’s your last name?” and cas looks at sam, who shrugs at him, and then at dean, who is just. staring at him. and cas is about to say “i don’t have a last name” (which he thinks will make jack sad and then jack will share his own last name with cas, and castiel kline doesn’t sound too bad, cas supposes) but before he can open his mouth, dean says “winchester”. cas and sam stare at him. “okay!” jack says cheerfully, and cas croaks out “are you proposing to me?” which is insane because a) they’re not even dating and b) dean has said multiple times that cas is his brother, so obviously he’s referring to the fact that brothers share last names, but dean clenches his jaw and says “so what if i am?” sam stares at him in shock. jack is obviously confused by this turn of events. cas just nods and says yes, because what else is he supposed to do?