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Hands you a lemon

Hi. I give lemons. What more do you need?

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finediningwithyao

SUICIDAL LITTLE THING RUINED MY TEA!

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Ants love drowning in your tea cup.

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Did you serve your colony well? Should we give you an award?

finediningwithyao

Girl know your limits! You can't break the surface tension and you're sensitive to temperature!

finediningwithyao

Sorry little ant. RIP. You did your best

thank you

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thank you

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

translatingpoststogerman

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

anonymousalchemistz

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

translatingpoststogerman

I assumed that's what op intended

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t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

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Hands you a lemon

I feel like I have sent you an ask and you just ignored it, but maybe i'm wrong

I promise I have no other asks besides this one. Sorry, tumblr might've ate it or something then if you did send one. Here, for your troubles~

Hands you a lemon

#ask

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effemimaniac

gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and unfunny and ruin the notifications of a post forever

translatingpostsintoitalian

i gimmick blog sono tipo Ciao posso rendere il tuo post stupido e non divertente e rovinare le notifiche di un post per sempre

untranslatingposts

gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and not funny and ruin the notifications of a post forever

translatingpostsintobikol

an gimmick blogs iyo garo Musta pwede ko gibohon an saimong post na mayong nakakatuwang saka mayong maisipin saka sagkod raoton an notipikasiyons nin post

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cyberratz

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

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Hands you a pretty lemon

comikbook

lets make bad art together

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i miss everyone

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

Just saw this and immediately thought of you

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaQ3BJbyhDR/?igsh=MW4xcHJ3bnVxbmhnMg==

wait everybody wake up we have a proship cafe

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Hands you a lemon

#the fanfiction not the fruit #or perhaps both in this case?

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neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

neenarchive

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

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mik-mania

im so fucking stubborn

invader-bean

michael what the fuck.

mik-mania

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

mik-mania

oh lard

mik-mania

my son he is sick he has every disease

mik-mania

we are nearing peak deviancy

mik-mania

happy back-to-school day

mik-mania

im so clever that its sickening

mik-mania

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

mik-mania

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

mik-mania

at what point does this stop being a pencil

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chimerakisu

Rin offers you a lemon. Do you accept?

(She alleges the lemon will cure your artblock </3)

yeah i come back every once in a while post some vocaloid and disappear for months sorry ill try to do better :'(

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Accepts a lemon and hands you a new lemon

kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

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homunculus-argument

Siveydensipuli ja siveettömyyden sitruuna.

chobiwolf-aka-mog

The Who what?

homunculus-argument

Citrus fruit are ontologically slutty.

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shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

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eebie

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

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